I'm joining the October 2nd strike. Here are my demands for a fairer digital world with better tracking and... better profits.
Because it's time to say no to lost clicks, anonymous leads, and unexplained revenue.
No more mini-browsers ruining our conversions! We demand the right to use official deeplinks for Instagram, LinkedIn, TikTok, and YouTube. Our prospects deserve to stay logged in and buy without friction.
No more lost leads! We demand automatic, qualified collection from every campaign: social media, emails, webinars, podcasts. 100% automated, 0% manual work.
We demand intelligent lead scoring and actionable engagement signals. It's time to focus our efforts on the highest-probability deals and let AI do the sorting.
Stop flying blind! We claim real-time analytics, complete funnel tracking, and the ability to identify revenue-generating touchpoints. Measure, test, optimize: it's our right.
We refuse to change our tools! Native integrations with Stripe, Systeme.io, Shopify, Cal.com, Zapier, and WordPress are NON-NEGOTIABLE. And we demand new integrations every week.
We demand server-side tracking that bypasses ad blockers and survives cookie deletion. Our right to track must not be blocked by extensions or browsers.
No more sketchy links destroying our deliverability! We claim the right to use our own domains to inspire trust and maximize our open rates.
We demand a 10-minute maximum setup. No devs, no hassle, no 200-page documentation. A simple copy-paste of a script, and we're good to go.
We demand to know IMMEDIATELY how much money each link, each post, each campaign generates. Real-time isn't a luxury, it's a necessity.
Stop the guesswork! We demand the right to test multiple versions of our funnels, compare performance, and optimize based on facts, not opinions.
We claim advanced traffic redirection: by device, by country, to iOS/Android stores. Every visitor deserves to land exactly where they should.
We refuse to be abandoned! A problem at 3 AM before a launch? We demand responsive support that answers, helps, and solves. No bots, no 3-day waits.
We demand trackable and customizable QR codes that redirect intelligently, collect data, and behave like real smart links.
No more solo work! We demand team workspaces, granular permissions, and the ability to collaborate effectively on our campaigns.
We claim transparent and fair lifetime deals. One payment, lifetime access, no surprises or hidden increases. It's our money, we decide how to spend it.
We refuse artificial limits! If our business scales, our tools must scale with us. No ridiculous caps that force us to upgrade every 5 minutes.
We demand total control! Complete REST API to automate our workflows, webhooks to connect our systems, and the flexibility to build what we need.
We refuse fake metrics! CTR, conversion rates, revenue by source: we demand accurate, verifiable, and actionable data. No vanity metrics.
We demand a simple, elegant, and fast dashboard. We want to understand our stats in 10 seconds, not spend 2 hours searching for information.
We claim clear guides, concrete examples, and the ability to book a demo call if needed. Onboarding should never be torture.
Because even a strike needs good organization.
It's a symbolic strike against ineffective tracking tools, lost conversions, and flying blind. Instead of marching in the streets, we're rallying for better business results.
Better than that! With PIMMS, you earn more during the strike than before. +30% conversions is mathematical: convert more, earn more. The most profitable strike in history.
Your whole life if you want. Once you've tasted smart links, real-time analytics, and AI lead scoring, there's no going back. Sorry.
100% yes! This strike is open to everyone: creators, marketers, growth teams, solopreneurs. No code required, just motivation to improve your conversions.
Yes, over 1000+ entrepreneurs and creators have already joined the movement. Some call it "our user base," but we prefer "the union of people who want more conversions."
Absolutely! 10 free smart links to start your strike. No credit card, no trap. If you like the strike, you can always upgrade later with a lifetime offer at $59.
Alexandre Sarfati, founder of PIMMS. A professional striker who decided it was time to end crappy links and lost conversions. Join the revolution.
More than legal: it's recommended! Improving your conversions by 30%, tracking your revenue in real-time, and optimizing your funnel has never been more important. This strike should be mandatory.
You'll continue to lose 30% of conversions on your social links, have anonymous leads you can't follow up with, and never know which post actually generates revenue. Business as usual, basically.
Yes: come as you are, but with a laptop and an internet connection. This strike happens from your couch, your favorite café, or your office. Maximum comfort, maximum results.
If you've made it this far, you're ready to join the movement. Get your 10 free links and start your revolution.
